Beard growth accelerator is one the most amazing products of its time. The creator Timothy Kjelgren loved his beard to death. But it took too long to grow so he invented his growth accelerator. IN one week his beard grew twenty feet in length. He realized that he had just invented something to cure baldness. He showed his uncle roger and was happy that he ran around the entire state of Ohio. He grabbed the entire bottle and dumped it onto his head. His hair instantly grew. They both ran to the federal government and got a patent. They began to sell their products in small stores such as mallmart. His product became very popular and soon after he became the riches man on earth. But being the hillbilly that he is, he wasted all of his money on a life time supply of bubble gum.
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